There’s some fuggin big knats in our house! Where the fug have they come from? Are they summit to do with the change in climate we’re meant to be having?:crazy:
They just fly right’on up and stick’ya! They dont seem to like Mr Muscle tho!
mr muscle eh?
i always put the fact i dont get bitten down to the amount of marmite i eat
hmm hadn’t thought of that, maybe that’s why i don’t get bitten either
I just got back from Cyprus, I was waking up at 3am to kill the fuggers!! They were so swollen from stickin’ me that when I grabbed them in mid air they burst blood into my palm.
They were HUGE, like hyperdermics with wings.
BM
We’ve got them too. Mrs J has been savaged by one just now.
It’s a combination of hot weather and a bit of rain - just their cup of tea, sorry Sneaky, we’re not being invaded by tropical rainforests just yet:)
You want to invest in one of those electric tennis racquet things, very satisfying way of dispatching 2 winged pests
+1
Especially when they stick to it and you keep the button held down so they pop and burn
Sneaky - they might just be after your banana wrapped in bacon
park the plop in the house to keep them away:D most likely they breeding in the pond in your garden m8
Autan…its a insect repellant stick…works well!!
i get bitten a fair bit when night fishing, poxy things drive me bonkers, sleep with hoodie up!! obviously not at home tho:D
True MD - ponds, puddles, watering cans with a bit left in the bottom, bird baths etc… Also ferns in your garden or in the deer park at your stately home (they like to lay their eggs under fern leaves):w00t:
Got some in Netto for 3 quid!
Just had one fly past me sitting at my desk. Wow.
Reminds me of the Chinook post. Never seen them this big before. Uber needle on him too!!
(i knew it was a boy by the size of his nuts swinging beneath him)
Didnt take well to my banking book being b!tch slapped across his face! 
You must have more gelt in your account than me. I hit one of the mofo’s with my bank book in the same way and it just got real mad at me!:hehe:
Me and the missus were just about to settle down to some cookie milkshakes I’d made, when Bomber Harris and his mate appeared and started dive bombing us.
I even opened the front door and tried to waft them out, but the fluckkers kept pulling fancy air brake manoeuvres, flying back into the kitchen where the ice cream was before taking sneaky sips with their hairy proboscis’
Its the ones that hover on the ceiling going zz zz zz that are annoying - as if going “ner ner” and you can’t reach them. Feather duster got a few last night though. 
Cookie milkshakes Afro? mmmmm:D
Yep, add some Amaretto for extra tastiness.
I’ll have to rustle up some for you and Tango 
Actually, as you’re female, you could be Cash :hehe:
:D:D