There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female…

If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it’s a male.

If it’s bitter for no apparent reason, it’s a female.

Ooooo, don’t tell that to the missus.

I was hoping I could share this with the kid’s as they seem to be having a joke comp at school.

What’s the difference between a cowpat and a boy.

The cowpat stops smelling after a few days