I have an oil leak one of the gaskets has gone. and the other bike won’t start. There I will go to the pub
Er! Anyone coming? I’m here all alone!
Something you’ve heard a lot in life, you came too early…
Anyone else about this evening? I’ll probably sack it off, too, if there’s nobody going.
I’m not there, on call tonight
anyone going tonight?
Yup, going straight to the shed
see you there