The Techie !

Motorcycling
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I reported a “System Down” failure at work and the Fault Report Centre send a “Techie” to come and fix things. !!

He walks in to the Control Room here about 45 mins later and instantly says “Hello Barro”…

Now no one knows me as that in the Company as its an Old Skool Nickname…so after the shock I ask him how the hell do you know me as that ??

He says " I saw the St George Lid on the table with the “Wonkey Sticker”

Turns out hes a fellow Londonbiker and then gives me a New PC !!..

Foxy…Adam H…I want a word with you two !!!

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Hahahahahahah! Good one!

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new comp ah c its not what u know its who lol

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Hehehehe, small world eh! Nice one! Who was it?

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new computer eh! now all you need is a new sticker!!

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Barro… I’ll put another sticker on your lid dude… Or maybe we can make Adams eyes see it straight!!!

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No way…Wonkeys good…original…I like it…

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Adam as a mate = Fart in a Space Suit !!!

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everybody loves their own farts!!

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Mawnin Loon

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how do!!! bit of a chilly one today! got P.T in twenty mins cant be arsed!

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Listen to this mate…

Im having Coffee before getting on the bike in to work and the Rag and Bone Man comes walking down the street.

He Hollas out…“up diddley up diddley de boarooooooo” !..lol

The f**king next door neighbour open his winda and holla,s back…“yeah hold on there mate…I got one for ya” !!

What ??..hes got what ??..whats the f**ks one of them ?? …do ya wear it or eat it ???

I didnt understand a word of it mate I tell ya…Im now searching my house for a “up diddley de boaarooo” as I hate to be the odd one out !!!..Im sure I got some somewhere !!!

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P.T is physical training!! on a fucking monday morning! whats all that about!! the army has no consideration about how much it costs me to keep my figure like this when they make me run around like a pillock sweating my tits off!!