The singing thread

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Sun is shining, the weather is sweet, yeah

Make you wanna move your dancing feet now

To the rescue, here I am

Want you to know, yall, can you understand?

When the mornin gather the rainbow, yeah, yeah

Want you to know, Im a rainbow too now

To the rescue, here I am

Want you to know, yall, can you, can you, can you understand?

Sun is shining, the weather is sweet now

Make you wanna move your dancing feet, yeah

But to the rescue, here I am

Want you to know just if you can, here I stand, no no no no no no no no

Can you understand me now, baby?

Do you believe me?

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Hehe…

My version of Bohemian Rhapsody:

Is this bike weather?
Is this a sunny day?
Into the saddle.
An escape from reality,
Open throttle, don’t lose your bottle for speed,
I’m just a biker, I need no motor car
Coz I’m easy come, easy go, very fast, rarely slow
Any way the road goes, doesn’t really matter to me, to me…
LB, off on a ride,
Put my helmet on my head, pull away on scrubbed-in tread
LB, ride has just begun,
And now I’ll blow the cagers all away.
LB, Ooh ooh ooh ooh, didn’t mean to make them cry,
If they’re not home in time to see Hollyoaks,
Shame on them, shame on them, coz biking’s all that matters.
Too late, I’ve left you now,
You’re cruising in my stream, little more than an old dream,
Godbye, little cager, I’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind under your roof,
LB, ooh ooh ooh ooh, I just wanna ride,
I sometimes wish there’d never been cars at all…
I rev a little, pop it down and speed away,
Beemer Man, Beemer Man, will you do a ton 80?
Fireblades and Triples, we are causing ripples Wheeeeeeee!
(Pop a wheelie) Pop a wheelie (Pop a wheelie) Pop a wheelie, Pop a wheelie off we go
We blerdy go!
I’m just a biker, cagers don’t like me
He’s just a biker, with a love of high speed,
Find him a bend so he can drop a knee,
Easy start, from the lights, will you let me go?
Beemer Man: No! I will not let you go!
(Let Me Go!) Beemer Man: I will not let you go!
(Let Me Go!) Beemer Man: I will not let you go!
(Let Me Go!) I will not let you go!
(Let Me Go!) I will not let you go! (Let Me Go!) Ahhhh…
No No No No No No No!
Oh Beemer Driver, Beemer Driver, Beemer Driver let me go!
The Speed Police have a ticket put aside for you, for you, for you!
So you think you could catch me and sit on my @rse?
So you think you could take me in that blerdy farce?
Oh, cager, can’t keep up with me cager,
Just gonna speed off, just gonna speed away from you
Biking’s all that matters, anyone can see,
Biking’s all that matter,
Biking’s all that matters, to me…
Any way the road goes…

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Ha ha! Classic! :stuck_out_tongue: Nice one Stevie!!!:smiley:

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that would work better if i didnt keep forgetting the dam tune, nice one fella:cool:

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:smooooth:

Birds flying high you know how I feel
Sun in the sky you know how I feel
Breeze driftin’ on by you know how I feel

It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good

Fish in the sea you know how I feel
River running free you know how I feel
Blossom on the tree you know how I feel

It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good

Dragonfly out in the sun you know what I mean, don’t you know
Butterflies all havin’ fun you know what I mean
Sleep in peace when day is done
That’s what I mean
And this old world is a new world
And a bold world
For me

Stars when you shine you know how I feel
Scent of the pine you know how I feel
Oh freedom is mine
And I know how I feel

It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good

I’m feeling good:smooooth::smooooth:

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Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo…

I’m singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin’
I’m happy again
I’m laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun’s in my heart
And I’m ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I’ve a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just singin’,
Singin’ in the rain

Dancin’ in the rain
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
I’m happy again!
I’m singin’ and dancin’ in the rain!

I’m dancin’ and singin’ in the rain…

Why am I smiling
And why do I sing?
Why does September
Seem sunny as spring?
Why do I get up
Each morning and start?
Happy and head up
With joy in my heart
Why is each new task
A trifle to do?
Because I am living
A life full of you.

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You lot are nutters, but all good !! lol

Brill one Stevie !! U should send that in to music, we can adopt it as our LB theme tune !!! love it…esp the “headbangin” bit !!! :P:D:P

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Hehe… not with my singing :PI pulled up at the lights in Redhill the other day, still belting out My Chemical Romance’s ‘To The End’ and a little girl crossing the road stuck her tongue out at me and put her fingers in her ears :blush:

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Bright Eyes - This is the first day of my life…

This is the first day of my life
Swear I was born right in the doorway
I went out in the rain
Suddenly everything changed
They’re spreadin’ blankets on the beach

Yours is the first face that I saw
Think I was blind before I met you
I don’t know where I am
I don’t know where I’ve been
But I know where I want to go
So I thought I’d let you know
That these things take forever
I especially am slow
But I realized that I need you
And I wondered if I could come home

I remember the time you drove all night
Just to meet me in the morning
And I thought it was strange
You said everything changed
You felt as if you’d just woke up
And you said,
This is the first day of my life,
Glad I didn’t die before I met you
But now I don’t care I could go anywhere with you
And I’d probably be happy.

So if you wanna be with me
With these things there’s no telling
We’ll just have to wait and see
But I’d rather be working for a paycheck
Than waiting to win the lottery

Besides maybe this time it’s different
I mean I really think you’ll like me…

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see below , moody blues " in the beginning "

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DO DO DO DE DA DA IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU DO DO DO DE DA DA :w00t:

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ZAAAAABDAAADDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!:D:cool::w00t:

Now I’m the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I’ve reached the top and had to stop
And that’s what botherin’ me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I’m tired of monkeyin’ around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You’ll see it’s true
An ape like me
Can learn to be humen too

Gee, cousin Louie
You’re doin’ real good

Now here’s your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of man’s red fire

But I don’t know how to make fire

Now don’t try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man’s red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man’s red flower
So I can be like you

You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You’ll see it’s true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!

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sing along y’all:D

https://www.youtube.com/v/ur3uk0OiyuA&hl=en&fs=1

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You’re the king of the Swingers, Ratty!?

On the Jungle theme, I was thinking more:

https://www.youtube.com/v/rSrqdqRM1Dg&hl=en&fs=1

But I am suprised you didn’t go along this route:

https://www.youtube.com/v/p1P-lPrG4mk&hl=en&fs=1

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yup! Knee down hang off swing monkeys yeah…

thats me in that vid! hehe!!

this is more me

https://www.youtube.com/v/Ed2JL6xKHN4&hl=en&fs=1

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I’m hoping my summer will feel like this. . . :wink:
https://www.youtube.com/v/rOI2ROoaTnk&hl=en&fs=1

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Written by yours truly the morning after nearly getting eaten by some Lions!

We went out on safari it was very late at night,
Lions drinking, Jackals strolling, Rhino’s in a fight,
The animals went down there to enjoy a little drink,
One wanted dinner, looked around, then had a little think,
He eyed us up and licked his lips, gave us a little wink,
No liver flavored Felix, Whiskas even Kit-E-Kat,
Tonight’s the night when we were very nearly Food for Cats
We’re food for Cats
(Food for Cats)

We took some photos, drank some beer and it was time to go,
The engine failed, the jeep was out, just us and six Rhino,
No trees to climb, no help arrived, just sitting in the dark,
We thought that when we started out that this would be a lark,
Until we saw Hyena and we heard their evil bark,
A jeep stuck in the bush full of saturated fats
And everybody looked around and said we’re food for cats
We’re Food for Cats
(Food for Cats)

The guide was in a panic as he fumbled for his phone,
We knew that we had had it when he said ‘You’re on your own’
Just about to leg it when another truck arrived,
They pushed us and they shoved us we thanked God we had survived,
The cats were really pissed off as their supper was denied
We made it home and had a beer and gave it lots of chat
We laughed about the time that we were nearly food for cats
We’re Food for Cats
(Food for Cats)

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ive got a goodun…;)…

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Blown to much of me time
Buyin’ Dinner and Wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find
That what’s on me mind
Isn’t on hers and she’s sorry
So I’ve made up some lines
That save wastin’ time
And keep me from blowin’ me brass
I’m ever so cool
I just prop on me stool
Right next to hers and I ask

Do you f**k on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show ‘em to me
Cause you’ve got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face’ll be leavin’ in quart of an hour
I’d like you to be on it

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullsh1t you gotta go through
Like callin’ her up
An’ tellin’ her you love her
When all that you’d love is just a screw
But she wants to hold hands
And meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off

Do you f**k on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Do you sleep in the nick
Do you give head very often
If we can decide you place or mine
We can fuck off then

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
An you’d give a weeks pay to hold her
Don’t sit actin’ dumb
Just front her full on
and drop a few lines that I told ya
This new method of mine
Doesn’t work every time, but then again no method does
I’ve been spat at and slapped
and need in the nackers
But then I’ve got a few f**ks as well

Do you f**k on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
If the answer is no
to me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

smiled:).

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thats sounds like a certain mr k wilson there Shane ?? :smiley:

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Serenading Jenny Talia, no doubt :wink: