31 million are retired.
That leaves 30 million to do the work.
There are 15 million in school.
Which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Of this there are 1 million employed by the government.
Leaving 14 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 11.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 3 million people who are unemployed
And that leaves 8.2 million to do the work.
3.2 million are eployed by local government
And that leaves 5 million to do the work
3.6 million work for estate agents or solicitors
That leaves 1.4 million to do the work
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Darryl…stop winding him up:D