The population of this country is 61 million . . .

31 million are retired.

That leaves 30 million to do the work.

There are 15 million in school.

Which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Of this there are 1 million employed by the government.

Leaving 14 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 11.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 3 million people who are unemployed

And that leaves 8.2 million to do the work.

3.2 million are eployed by local government

And that leaves 5 million to do the work

3.6 million work for estate agents or solicitors

That leaves 1.4 million to do the work

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.:smiley:

:Dpmsl:D

population of bombay is 100 million and its size of isle of man. what you going to say about that,

Don’t forget the illegals driving the mini-cabs.

yeah and taking drunks like you home.

at least ‘these’ drunks have British passports unlike the illegal mini-cab drivers!.

I don’t drink to get drunk :slight_smile:

I’m inclined to say, so what?What, exactly, does this have to do with someone telling a joke?

oops I do…

great joke jonny

illegals are humans also doing the **** jobs in this country that no one wants to do…if I was a cab driver and a drunk wanted to sit in my car I would give him a kick up his bumb.

oh-oh,
now what the hell is a BUMB ?
is that urdu’ for bum?.
:stuck_out_tongue:

& pakistaan has an estimated population of over 169 million inhabitants …:blink:

Now this is very funny post…easy rider…CHILL!:cool:Darryl…stop winding him up:D

:wink:

ha ha, dozy git!

It’s English humour brutha, relax

crikey yes its only a joke…and not offensive…

I am not offended…I just think the illegals dont have a voice and I am giving them one on this forum. Its not nice to victimize one group…You will be shocked to know how many british people live illegally in USA, australia and new zealand…

Of course they don’t have a voice, they aren’t supposed to be here in the first place so why should they have a voice :crazy:

they are not just driving cabs and cleaning. they are doing “proper” jobs like nursing, and working as doctors. i know this for a fact/ If you live illegally ANYWHERE then you have to accept whatever punishment you get.

As for giving illegal immigrants a voice on here…F%$K OFF!!!

hmmm like caring for sick people, administering medication and operating on people!!I deal with the fall out of illegal immigrants working in the NHS on a daily basis. Anyone who is legally entitled to be here is welcome, anyone who has lied, cheated, robbed or any any ither way falsified entry to the UK can go back to where they came from, and ill gladly help!!

listen you are not the owner of this forum…I have my own opinion .right or wrong its my opinion…you dont need to get so rude as if someone has put chillies in your under pants …:stuck_out_tongue: