Hmmm choices, half drunk tea in mug, xbox360 controller, wood carving of a lion from Kenya (heavy but awkward to brandish effectively) or un uneaten biscuit… Feck it, I choose you Mr Left Hand aka one half of the partnership Hurt & Pain… ****, zombies, leg it…
Only when prefixed with ‘sex’ or ‘domestic’ 
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I have a wall to my left. Everything is on the right - cos im right handed.
Guess I’m f****d then!!
A 12 inch Black rubber cck… Someones Gonna get fcked
whats in your right hand?? :ermm: :w00t:
My cat fast asleep but she only has one tooth so im screwed
I have my helmet sat at the side of my desk, so I have protection, but headbutting zombies isn’t the smartest move…
:D:D