Ladies,Gentleman,Fisherman, People of London The Moto is on another one of his famous missions.I have conquered countrys across the world and as some of you know I recently went on a mission to bring the Pony and Trap back onto the roads of England and guess what? I suceeded…The lanes of Kent have seen an increase in pony and traps Horsecom have reported. I also bought the Robot dance back a few years ago when I showed Crouchy how to BUST A MOVE GET A MOVE…That was a little bit like a chesney hawks though (One Hit Wonder)
Now my next mission is to bring back the Poddington Pea dance…I am gonna trial it saturday night see how the crowd reacts to me (They normally go wild)…My mission is to get this back onto the dance floors of britain,.But my pal even agrees with me that if I can pull this one off then this is going to be the making of the Moto-King…LondonBikers!! My time will come!!!
I want to see you all busting this dance at the tea hut… You never know I might turn up and show you my moves Mind you last time mate did these moves they sectioned him under the mental health act and he spent a week in the maudsley.Spoke to a good pal of mine actually. Neg…His on Balls of Steel…Said he might look into this aswell fancies doing it on the show…
I wnat ta apoligizr fro dis treahd,my pony hassss beeen ill and theee vet lefft somethging colled Ketanest in my kitchen and ive put in in my latte thought it was vianalia flavouring…
No shame in doing a gallery, it`s not like you have to know about Heironymous Bosch or anything subtle.
Just rock up and say the first portrait looks like yer gran and burst into tears. It`s always a good start. Hold off telling the reason till the second gallery then sit down and sob a while.
Explain to FBB your gran died in circumstances you are not prepared to divulge unless FBB goes all the way.
Take her for a coffee in the gallery cafe and explain your lack of empathy towards art.
Then follow her like a puppy round the rest of the gallery asking questions and listening to her replies.
Finally, take her for a drink in a Sports bar and sit with your back to the big screen looking for all the world as if you`re interested in a conversation.
Final point, get a missed call, say it was about tonight, then ignore it.
Mind you last time mate did these moves they sectioned him under the mental health act and he spent a week in the maudsley.Spoke to a good pal of mine actually. Neg…His on Balls of Steel…Said he might look into this aswell fancies doing it on the show…
