The mind of a kid

Got this from another website but it is kinda funny as this applies to all of us, could have not said better:)

On being told his minibike had been stolen “I hope they are riding it and the petrol tank blows up and their legs and arms get blown off and when they are in the hospital they think ‘I really wish I hadn’t stolen that motorbike’.”

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Loved this one:

Girls “You can’t trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.”