> >>
> >>A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
> >>After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
> >>
> >>The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and
> >>placed before him.
> >>
> >>The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
> >>
> >>He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen
> >>whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
> >>
> >>The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and
> said, >>“Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”