The Husband Shop (...joke...!)

Recently a “Husband Shopping Centre” opened in London, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands…

First floor. The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.” The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.

Second floor. The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.” Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what’s further up?

Third floor. This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.” Wow! said the women. Very tempting, BUT, there’s more further up! And up they went.

Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.” “Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!” So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please!”

HAHA my turn

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.”

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men on this floor are short and plain.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here are short and handsome.” Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here are tall and plain.”

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here are tall and handsome.” The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”