the death clock

Motorcycling
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i also tried it using my mate’s details. he is 24 stone and a smoker. he’s five years younger than me and apparently he has two years to live.

do i send him the link?

http://www.deathclock.com/

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Oct 15th 2039

So party my place, Oct14th 2039 ? Everyone fancy it - make as much mess as you want…

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oooer no thanks…I’m not doing that thing. With my recent run of luck I have no wish to tempt fate.

PS - Andrew, after your party - can I have your airplane?

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coming to think of it - scrolling down this thread is reminding me very much of the Ace cafe today for some reason.lol (private joke)

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LMFAO

I’ve a table here that needs cleaning

http://www.starpulse.com/Movies/One_Night_At_McCools/

That’s what I was talking about. Check the trailers.

Hubba hubba.

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Tuesday, April 29, 2053… Hmmm, wanted to live a bit longer than that, bummer. It says if I’m more optimistic in life, I’ll live another ten years. Wow. Okay, everything’s GOOOOOOD.

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Friday, October 13, 2056… hummmmm never really thought of friday the 13th been unlucky.

Well it better be a good death… something involving a large cat and a tube savlon, maybe?

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Wednesday, March 1, 2045 ok all drinks on me that night …

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I’m dying on Sunday, 20 September 2026! So less than 21 years left. Best make those 21 years count.

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2056?? Less than I was expecting…
I work in the science area. I can garantee you, if you smoke you are killing yourself on a sepeed that you wouldn’t believe!

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Friday, March 21, 2070

as long as they keep selling viagra, I don’t mind living to 90

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It was your birthday party that killed you… whoo sounds like a session

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Phew… thank god I have a few years untill I die… 12 Jan 2057…