The AfterLife

A married couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. after long time, the husband was first to go, and true to his word he made contact:

Mary, Mary,:

is that you Fred ?

yes , Ive come back like we agreed,

whats it like ?

well, i get up in the morning, i have sex, i have breakfast, off to the golf coarse, i have sex, i bathe in the sun, and then i have sex twice.
i have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. after supper, golf course again , then have sex until late at night. the next day it starts again.

oh Fred you surely must be in heaven