The $100 tattoo

The $100 TATTOO

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Says, “Where in the hell have you been?”
Larry replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you Get?”

“I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,” he said Proudly.

“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, Shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an Accountant get a Hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?”

“Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you Can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime You want.”

Larry is recovering at Pen Bay Medical Center in Rockport, M

Hahahah, clever, and not so clever