I just finished getting my hair cut when the receptionist said “Shall I hold your helmet whilst you put your jacket on?”… That awkward silence until her penny drops… And we both pi55 our selves laughing…
Taking her our for a civil glass of port on Saturday now !!! :hehe:
Are you wanking while you type? Is that why you keep hitting the wrong keys?
You smooth bastard!! Good luck 
Make sure your helmet is clean on Saturday. She might offer to do more than hold it
I suspect your next embarrassing moment will be when your wife reads this…
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I’m off to hairdressers with my helmed shaved and ready 
How about taking a chicken with you next time??
Sorry, a bit hot under the collar… Cannot think straight… Head in the wrong place 
:Whistling: oops… 
Chicken…? It’s all about jaguars, cougars and pumas…
Smooth…?
Not far off looking wise like her below…
