Hahaha I’ve just peed myself :D:D:D
I will ask my father if law if they can cook for you, he got married to a 27 year old thai girl 2 weeks ago:w00t:
- many asian women in the UK easyrider have no choice but to look after their men like slaves more like otherwise face a good insult from both sides of the family, & usually a good beating to remind them who’s boss!.
if divorce was a possible option for them, it would be the highest!.
It’s OBVIOUS - get them ‘THE HAIRY BIKERS COOKBOOK’!
You could also/or buy them ‘The Hairy Bikers Come Home this one-off programme featured the Bikers looking at their own British (more specifically, northern English) cuisine. They visit Dave’s hometown of Barrow-in-Furness and visit a local pie shop, before being invited to an Oriental cuisine by some of the town’s large Thai community’.
The first 2 I had couldn’t cook for shite - I sent them back and got a Russian one.
It takes getting used to, but Vodka for dinner is pretty good.
YOU AR$EH*LE!!
Lots of great ideas from you girls and guys, thanks for that.
We took the cheapskate route and missed the wedding, anyone need a wedding card? We paid £1.50, any offers over £1.00?
Sorry some of you got a little heated, hope you all get over it!
Just an idea, what would make your perfect bride or groom?
Mute nymphomaniac inn-keeper’s daughter - well that was my ideal. Now steering well clear, been there, done that. 
Ah - before anyone gets carried away, I’d like to point out that a perfect bride or groom is probably pretty different to a perfect husband or wife .
Me, I’d be looking for a willingness to allow 'em to play old Who songs on the church bells as we walk up the aisle (current thinking is the ‘Baba O’Riley’ intro…) and complete submissiveness when it comes too choosing the wedding vehicles.
I am not into she male…
hehe:D