Lots of my mates are going over to Thailand and coming back with Thai girls who they subsequently marry. Some of them are very pretty and love small lap dogs. We are invited to another of these weddings tomorrow but are running out of idead for presents.
Question, are these girls suitable, can they cook? Can Pad Thai sustain a long term relationship? Should we get Delia`s latest cookbook as a nuptial gift or just ask for a two girl massage from the brides sisters?
Any of the above sound good.
One of my mates tried to do that and ended up with a lady-boy 
Could he/she cook, stick to the point, were sick of our threads getting diluted, but youre lovely and we`d forgive anything from you! xxx
Thread Hijack Alert !!! LOL 
Am watching a film called Dirty Rotten Scoundrels at the mo, on ITV3 - oh - sorry - whoops - thread was about whether lady boys can cook, I mean whether Thai Brides can cook:D:P
Yes, I have heard that he / she could cook a mean Jamie Olivers Sherry Trifle, does that count?
Indeed Jetstream, I would explore all the present giving options you can, there are many cookbooks on the market these days, to suit all tastes and styles.
Thanks for staying on track Hels, this is a serious issue and we value your considered advice.
Can a marriage survive on Sherry Trifle alone?
Depends what you do with the Sherry Trifle I suppose:P
True, our friend Trish took a pint glass of trifle upstairs, poured it on her husband and he only woke up when she`d finished licking it off and belched loudly.
Reading your first post Jet, are you saying that your mates are that ugly that they can`t get a girl so they have to go over there and buy one.
The asian women look after their men much better than women of any race born in uk. Why there is so many divorces in uk?
Some times you type to much crap…u just think everyone in a poor country is for sale…u will be surprised how much high morals and dignity they have…
funny you always type crap i guess you win:laugh:
My misses is english and we`ve been together 20 odd years and been married 14 years and still together and she looks after me just fine.
ha ha! good one, easyrider you dont even know johnp, so saying things like you type so much crap really isnt true considering some of the things you type up. And just for the record this isnt a personal attack its my opinion.
As for the pressies, i suggest a nice Delias How to cook, it gives simple instructions from boiling and egg to making toast, :w00t:
Heat + Bread = Toast.
My favorite equation…
Generally this thread has digressed from mildly narrow minded, to petty mud slinging. How can we judge foreign cultures after a display like this.
I think a cook book wouldn’t be a bad idea but perhaps something not as patronising as Delia, although I don’t mush like the bloke Ainsley has a good couple of books out with some interesting and tasty dishes.
Come on we can paint a better picture of Brits than this…
this one any better?
speaking from a completely neutral and detached position:) an average Thai girl can cook much better than those tv chefs here, they cannot even handle a knife properly
i cannot help laughing whenever i watch those tv cooking programs, full of self-important xxxheads who think they can cook, i prefer a humble thai lady:D
for a present how about a voucher for sex change surgery - my mate had the op, cost him £10,000 left him without a sausage.
I’ll get me coat
ha ha ha…
Easyrider is this what you want.
