Tesco's car park scam be warned

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 25-26 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and windscreen cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to a nearby location. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on Febuary 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st - three times just yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So be careful.

Johnny

You poor sod! :smiley:

hahaha funny!!

:laugh::smiley:

you lucky f…er what tes: was it , il go with a fiver in mine:hehe: :hehe::hehe:

And spend five pounds in Tescos before you go to your car? :stuck_out_tongue:

:laugh:

poor sod :smiley:

least tell everyone where this is so we all don’t get caught out :slight_smile:

Sorry, which car park was that exactly? Can you send me the GPS co-ordinates? :smiley:

surely you’d know it was a scam if they were pretty girls coming on to you?

Don’t tell me it’s a regular thing with that mug of yours :stuck_out_tongue:

Gowd that ones doing the rounds again is it…yawn:doze:

They must be right old goers they’ve been doing it on here since 2006 http://londonbikers.com/forums/Topic149179-58-1.aspx?Highlight=car+park+scam :slight_smile:

yes:hehe::hehe::hehe:

Just a bit of fun, new to a lot of people. Hope it makes you smile?

Yes…I’ve seen it before…but no…it doesn’t matter. I still laugh when I read it. :laugh:

They must be right old goers they’ve been doing it on here since 2006 http://londonbikers.com/forums/Topic149179-58-1.aspx?Highlight=car+park+scam

Strange thing is, 4 years later they are still the same age.

So there you go, getting your tits out, have a bit of Lesbian sex in the back of a strangers car and then performing oral sex on said stranger is, on this evidence, the secret of eternal youth.

Londonbikers.com could be on to a right little earner here.

And you get to keep the wallets.

I will change the age, thanks for the update.

Johnny

If they were 25 in 2006, surely they would be 29 in 2010? You’ve changed the ages from 20-21 to 25. Previously they were getting younger like Benjamin Button, and now they are staying the same age like Dorian Gray.

Please change it again. If we’re going to repost this, we might as well get it right.

Three minutes Of my life I won’t get back…

Look…I have to make a living somehow! :wink: