Tug was walking down the street when a tall man on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, “Hey mate, wanna go for a ride?”
“No!”, said Tug, and he kept on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,
"Hey mate, I’ll give you £10 if you hop on the back.
“NO!” said Tug and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to Tug again and says, “OK mate, I’ll give you £20, a kebab from Frith Street and a BIG bag of sweets if you hop on the back for a ride.”
At this point Tug turns around to him and screams angrily,
“Look Terry, YOU bought the Honda, so you ride it!”
