Just thought id rub it in, off to tenerife in 4 weeks, hope you all enjoy the lovely english winter whilst ill be partying it up in +26 degrees, sun sand and sex here i come 
Have fun there, think about us sometimes. :hehe:
I’ve been 3 times now, each time in a February and it’s lovely out there. Make sure you go to the top of Mount Teide and don’t miss Loro Parque, especially Planet Penguin (the pengiunarium)!)
don’t catch anything nasty if you’re putting it about :sick: :w00t:
BTW do you have to go that far to get laid?
:Whistling:
You lucky git, have a great time.
But preferably not during the sex… :hehe:
well i’ve had all the locals so u know thought id go further a field :Whistling:
Hi Curtis
I’ve just flown back from Tenerife this morning… be warned mate cos I don’t think you will like it.:w00t:
Having to remember sun screen, all that decision making, whether to have a beer or a swim… it’s hellish mate;)
Having said that, this is our 3rd time out there this year:)
If you are anywhere near Las Americas get yourself down to Leonardo’s and go and see The Wild Boys… Brilliant evenings entertainment from 10 onwards a jug of vodka red bull is 10 euros and the laughs are free 
3 holidays this year, you lead a hard and desperate live monkey.
erm… It’s 4 actually, but 3 to Tenerife;)
yea likewise chunky this will be the 3rd time this year for me im always in playa, its so hard deciding what to do out there i really do hate it :w00t:
have they still got the combined kfc/pizza hut in the veronicas complex???
I know KFC and I remember Burger King there but always avoid such places like the plague over there.
Curtis, there’s a brand new Yellow Submarine trip on the island now. Well worth going. We did it in June and I’d recommend it as it makes a nice change from the usual Whale and Dolphin thing:cool: