A smartass telemarketer rang earlier. She had decided to call herself “Rose Bridge”. All I could hear was that she was calling about a “road bridge”. No, thank you, I do not want a “road bridge”.
Not unlike the time when a customer at the gym where I used to work who asked to see the manager about the roof leak. The reception girl who took the message had decided that it was about a club member called “Ruth Leek”.
Have all these people been watching The Two Ronnies?