Tee hee hee!

Motorcycling
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If my Bandit and I were the type of people who talked to each other (which we don’t 'cos that would make us craaaazy! :crazy, then the conversation we would have had today might have gone like this:

Sylvester the Bandit: (Singing) Do you wanna have fun, fun, fun? How’s about a few laughs? I can show you a good time.

Sylvester the Bandit: (Growling) Forget that bloody Zed - let me show you what a real bike is all about!

Cue Bandit cruising calmly at 125mph down the M1.

Mad Liz: (hysterically) Tee hee hee!

For an 11 year old bike with 75K on the clock, he still knows how to thrill me!

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Mad by name, and mad by nature

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you gotta get out more girl !!

i really wanna meet you…you’re a nutter

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well i talk to my Dolly the deauville and bRandy the fazer, my fazer has 48k on the clock and deauville 70k, and they both can run fantastically!! :wink:

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Will you be at Cubana tomorrow night?

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im hoping to be… gotta give my paperwork to the Guvnor for the cancer do… but the weather dont look great for the bike tho does it ?

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No - the weather doesn’t look great. I’ll probably decide at about 5.15 pm tomorrow whether I’m coming or not.

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that is not gonna solve the problem of you not getting out is it???

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Nutter ! But a funny amusing one at that !

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ML

U are insane!!!

( i talk to my bikes as well and at the Silver Ball on Ali’s rideout - a guy there scolded me for calling my bike a fat B itch )

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PMSL

(hey, after that chinese last night? it was prob the bike callin U the fat bitch not other way round?) oops…ok then, we are BOTH fat bitches for eating all that !!

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I was talking to the DRZ the other day and it went like this:

Me: “bloody council van, did you see that”

DRZ: “yep mate, that was a close one”

Me: “Should we let the red mist decend and ride like plonkers?”

DRZ: “no, dont be a prat”

Me: “Well I am going to anyway”

DRZ: “You will be sorry”

Me: “Nah, going great and lets really crank it round this corner and get a bit of back wheel drift”

DRZ: “You are going to regret it with the skinny rear tyre I have on”

Me: “Yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…aaaaaaaahhhhhhh crap”

DRZ: (whilst lying on side in road) “Told you”

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dont even go there

i still have loads of leftovers -

ah well sure the vacumm cleaner will finish it for lunch!!!

hahaha

Dont my baby look great??? Her big sis really missed her…

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sorry to laugh at this London

but that was funny!!

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One tries ones best.

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maybe you really should listen to the voices in your head !!

they are there for a reason

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Ah, I see the logic in your statement but like most blokes I tend to ignore the voices. Gets me into awful trouble at times.

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londondrz; one of the funniest conversations I’ve heard today

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Worst thing is the bike is now sulking and wont speak to me!