Should have stuck the hose up his a#*e and turned it on
Ade
Always said after school education was the way to go!
Shame I didn’t get a chance to educate the ******s that nicked mine.
A good hosing down might have been a good idea as well 
FFS - don’t say that.
They’ll be out on strike demanding extra pay to cover their new duties! 
oh easy on the strike stuff, we only did that cos they wanted to close loads of stations axe loads of jobs and £8.50 an hour just aint enough to live on.
I was laughing mate but no offence was meant. I’ll be the first to fully support you guys especially with the old pay claims.
My knda Education straight to the point no bulls**t & the students understands everything first time, maybe you guys should hold evening classes on your days off