One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!’
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t
let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of
his drawer. ‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a
little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
Honey… he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?’
She replied with a giggle…
'It’s not talcum powder…It’s ‘Miracle Grow.’
