While the Jets away Art will play be chauffering Mrs Art to the far side
Leaving the Ace at 9:30 am sharp for somewhere, don’t want to be hanging around and getting mixed in with all that ‘Paws n Claws’ going on at 10:30 :pinch:
Usual etiquette, a moderate paced ride using the ‘corner man system’ as required. If you are unfamilar with the corner man system read an explanatory thread here and/or watch an explanatory video here. Arrive on a roadworthy bike with a full tank of fuel and an empty bladder. Have with you sufficient funds to cover the costs of fuel and nibbles for the day.
No Harleys, knobbers, boy racers, girl racers, white line overtakers or late brakers. No cats, dogs, sheep, horses, cyclists, pigeons or motorway excursions.Everyone else welcome, ride safely, at your own pace and enjoy the day.
The chances of me still being over the limit from Saturday evening are so high I’m unsure as to why I’m even posting my non-attendance apology… All the same, would love to but will still be drunk!
I’m calling BS, until I have sampled a slice of this cheese cake
You will forgive my disbelief given it has taken Mr J seven years (if I’m not mistaken) to actually make it having bragged about it for so long…
