No fookin sugar!
How can i expect to enjoy my mid mornin cwwafeee without no bloomin sugar!
Rubbish 
Is this one of those faddy diets??
ANd then when you do have suger, does it have lots of lumps in it where people have scooped with a wet spoon???
want me to pop some over?
i put coffee in with the sugar! just to wind people up! mwaaah!
Now Adam, have you teaching my house hold that? Drives me mad. And I don’t take sugar. LOL 
Surely you’re sweet enuff? 