Stuff I learned today...

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  1. Modern medicine is amazing and operations on your leg may be uncomfortable, but not so bad when you are filled with local anaesthetic… :slight_smile:

  2. Local anaesthetic only lasts a few hours… :ermm:

  3. There are not enough drugs in my house to take away the pain from having my leg cooked from the inside out!.. :pinch:

  4. I definitely have a thing for pretty female nurses and posh totty doctors! :smiley: :w00t:

  5. Fact number four doesn’t make fact 2 or 3 go away… :crying:

  6. There is always a silver lining! In this case it is that I was supposed to be working nights this weekend, but now I’m not able to as I’m bandaged and still bleeding, meaning that I get to actually watch the rugby and MotoGP! :satisfied:

  7. Fact 4 is not really much of a shock! :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

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What have you done, microwaved your leg?

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Whatever you’ve done to it, hope it’s better soon:)

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fact 8. Kevsta can get you some strong medication! :wink:

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Ive had a rod insrted into my left thigh just above the knee. This was then pushed up to about groin level, then heated to over 120 degrees as it was pulled back down gradually. All this because one of the valves in my leg wasn’t working properly and was stopping the blood from moving around my leg as it should etc… Got discharged straight away, got a taxi home and now the anaesthetic has worn off… :pinch:

All I can say now is FOOKIN OOOUCH!!! Feels like they left a burning metal rod in my leg! :w00t:

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Argh!!! That must be the worst kind of pain…

Hope you find some drugs and GWS!!!

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Is it time for the Whiskey yet !!

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I might try and get some black market tickets for the rugby since I’m in Hong Kong ;0)

Cheer up, it could be worse ;p

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Sounds worse than a hernia where the post op. stuff they give you to take home has the noted effect “May cause constipation.” You need that like a steel pin in your leg after a hernia op.

My solution? Live with it. Sufferings good for the soul.

Now stop moaning and hit the universal bottled liquid pain killer of choice just as every other London resident has done for the last 1,000 or so years.

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Agreed, start hitting the bottle, but not literally

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Give us a shout if you need anything. Not a handjob.

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How about a 6ft blonde nurse with huge norks!!!.. :w00t:

Also, it would be a bonus if her father owns a whiskey factory! :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Had a few beers this afternoon…forgot I had taken some painkillers before. woooozeeeyyyy!

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At least it wasn’t inserted rectally :w00t:

“Ring of Fire” anyone :stuck_out_tongue:

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Aww hope it all feels better soon Nath… whiskey should help :smiley:

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GWS mate!

What did you need to go through that for!?

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Thanks guys! :slight_smile:

@ Garret… I’ve had problems with blood flow in my leg for just over a year now. The op was to sort out a damaged valve. It’s all due to old injuries from the army days etc… :wink:

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Damn…sorry to hear it. Glad you’re not too down about it :slight_smile:

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Cheers mate! I’d be all over her like a tramp on hot chips! :w00t::stuck_out_tongue:

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GWS RoadRunner, I suppose the reason they put you through the pain is because it will be worth it in the long run.

In the meantime,Stella: take five hourly or as needed :slight_smile: