We have just had a new dishwasher delivered coz the old one broke down. In the manual there is this warning;
“WARNING; Children could get locked in the appliance (risk of suffocation) or get stuck in other positions. Therefore; Remove the mains plug, cut the mains wire and set aside. Damage the door lock so that the door can no longer be closed.”
How odd is that? Get your new dishwasher and ruin it immediately??? A stupid person may actually do this. I’m confused…
Sounds like the warning stickers you used to get on the petrol tank of all new Jap bikes years ago.
Something like…
Always wear a helmetRespect wildlifeNever exceed the speed limit 
That’s probably advice on how to prepare your old unit prior to slinging into next doors garden? 
I got a pressure washer a while back and there is sticker saying not to be used on children or animals - I nearly took it back, whats the point of a pressure washer that can’t be used on children:w00t:
O.K. I know it seems siily but you could use it on your bike?
We cut a few doorways ready for an extension on one of my jobs a few weeks back. Told the site agent some warning signs would be needed. The new doors now have a “Sudden drop” sign.
Quite true, it’s seven floors up.
if the kid gets stuck in the dishwasher it just means the little brat has just broken out of the cellar…translated from austrian…
