I was out on the beer last night & got the train home, I nodded off and woke up with a post it note stuck to my knee, I asked who put it there and what it was and some bloke had actually measured the distances from him to everyone around him and wrote them down on the post it note and stuck it to my
knee! He was sitting there with a tape measure, pen & post its with a blank look on his face!
I thought it was quite odd 
Another reason to avoid the trainsā¦
Thatās weird:hehe:
Possibly as weird was the guy seen on the tube a few weeks ago with a full face gas mask, sunglasses and a bandana. Needless to say he had plenty of space round him.
I have a mate who fell asleep on the tube recently and a guy stole the glasses off his face! :w00t:When he woke up, he thought heād gone blind! Someone else on the carriage told him theyād watched him do it to another person on the carriage aswell who was still asleep and they thought it was a mate of both of them doing a practical joke!
Absolutely classic behaviour :D:D
lol one way of passing time i guess
That is beyond weird.
Funniest thing like this I have seen is a rather over-weight friend awoke to find a sticker on his shirt saying āIf you want to lose weight, call meā and a telephone number!
Doesnāt even come close to the measuring guy . . . and the distance was how much?? 
Ha ha your mates a lucky man! I was the furthest away at 131cm, his closest person was 53cm:Whistling:
theres some strange people about at night in london
Not just at nightā¦
A few years ago a load of us were on the last Central Line train on a Friday or Saturday night after a rather hefty session.
Some poor guy had fallen asleep - standing up - in the alcove by one of the sets of doors. My mrs and one of the other girls then gave the poor fooker a full on makeover, he ended up looking like a cross between a trannie and a clown. To this day we still wonder what became of the fella after getting off the train - did he get a cab ? did he walk into a kebab shop ? did he go home to his mrs ? We should have followed him really.
Not weird but just sad, I felt so bad for the geezer. I was on a night bus in the wee small hours and got talking with an old fella who seemed a bit out of place amogst the Saturday night wreckage. Heād lived up Dalston way in the same place 40 years or so and the flat below him had recently turned into some kind of crack den. Loud music, druggies, you can get the idea. He didnāt feel safe in his place anymore and had taken to riding the night buses (I think he had a bit of an arrangement with the drivers or something) most of the night just to get away from it all.
Felt really gutted about that.
On the other hand the times Iāve woken up at the far end of the line to many to mention. Luckily now the buses end up at the garage at the end of my road so if Iāve had one too many sherbets now I get a nice little wake up call as they turf the last of us off before putting the bus away 
Isnāt sticking post-its on sleeping train-goers normal behaviour then :unsure: Damn!! There was I thinking it was a good way to give people my number LOL :w00t:
no, every night!..
hey-, especially some nights ago when i was in plain clothes / unmarked, & we get a call around 03:00 re some noise at the rear of a house, which we quickly & quietly make our way to.
shhhhhhā¦
as i approach an alley a few doors away from the house, i see some tw@t coming from it holding a TV & telling me to shhhh thinking i was probably a drunk!.
he only noticed i was police when i was close enough to physically detain him!.
Got to be a twat. If heād known what he was doing, heād have taken the X Box 360 and left the telly.
Many years ago I watched a Greek kid āborrowā a film camera from a sleeping English twerps bag, take a whole load of photos of girls on the beech in provocative poses, some quite interesting to watch, and then slip the camera back into the guys bag.
Loved to have been there when he got his photos back from Boots.
worst i had was on the last train from liverpool street to romford there was newspaper all over the floor, and a very odd smell. i moved the papers with my foot to uncover a human turd!!
We had a very loud Brummie turn up at our holiday hotel in Greeceā¦pissed when he arrived at 6am and got worse from then on in. Pestered everyone then fell asleep in a heap beside the pool in the August sunā¦We knew he would be badly burned if we didnāt do something. We decided it would be best to use a total sunblock cream on himā¦He still got burnedā¦ but we pissed ourselves everytime we saw him with, " Iām a w+nker" clearly written in pale skin across his back:)
