Stopped by Blue lights on the M1

So there I was coming back boxing day down the M1, about 6pm, head under the screen, following a BMW that was doing a fair crack, must have been doing 90-100… suddenly noticed blue flashes coming off the bridges, so popped up, looked in mirror, see the Mr Plod behind indicating, oh nuts…

Pulled in, getting excuses ready in my mind (this is the first time i have been pulled on the mway in 4 years of riding…). Plod comes up, says ‘watch the fact that you cant see in your mirrors when you have you head down like that - off you pop’.

Merry christmas!!! oh yes…

Lucky bugger

You lucky lucky lucky b@stard.

see , we’re not all little hitlers !!!

Nice one that officer, obviously in a good mood after Xmas

yep, he is lucky!. we’re not all wan*ers see!.
let that be a lesson.

take it easy & watch out for us!..we’re ****in’ everywhere!..
lol.

So is he on your Xmas card list for next year ?

OK, I have to ask, if you were only doing 90-100 MPH, why did you have your head tucked in ? Are you on a restricted licence or low powered bike ?

Tall people have to tuck in or they act as an air brake (so I’ve been told)

There have to be some advantages to being little

Yeah feel very lucky about that one, junct 4-1 on M1 is a hot spot for those guys, shame it is such a nice blast!

Hehe, bit of what madscientist said, and I like the fact you get no wind noise there, I have tinnitus so any length of time at that speed (even with ear plugs) makes the ringing louder for a good few days.

Heheh and maybe I can say I am saving petrol!

Own up!!

You were trying to keep warm.

So your lottery numbers will be ?

haha, wonder how long they were there for

glad it wasn’t me! (i was heading back into town on the m1 early evening boxing day too).

i find the air resistance actually quite handy, partially supports my body. sorry madscientist - being tall is GREAT!

how the feck do you ride distance tucked in? u lying on the tank?

Well done Elad, your cunning ploy worked.

Anyone else on here notice how all the officers popped up to defend their colleague.

Got your number lads:

Nah, fair play to the officer in question.

Truth be told, back in my cage driving days, I got pulled in the same spot doing 95 by a single officer in a Volvo. He gets me out into his car in front, reads me the riot act, I play all humble and he goes, I’m lettin you off, partially cos you haven’t been a twat and denied it, but mostly cos I can’t pull you if its just me in the car. Something to do with you need 2 officers, otherwise its just my word against his. Phew I think.
Anyway, I’m keepin up the old humble, sorry officer routine, he’s writing out my warning, and he looks in the mirror.
He suddenly turns to me and goes “Do you think this is funny then eh?”
I’m like, “No officer, you’re right and you’ve been very fair. I understand the severity, etc., etc.”
And he goes, “Well tell your mates speeding’s no laughin matter”

I look round and in my car behind there’s my two mates, both on mobile phones pissing htemselves laughing miming givin blow jobs…they reckon that’s how I got off…!

One SERIOUSLY understanding officer!
Cheers plod, and merry Crimbo!

Sounds like your mates have been reading from my how to treat friends guide!

I gotta wonder how many people get let off with a gentle word in their ear like as long as they are not riding like twats - and how many are riding like twats then complain bitterly about being done?

Hehe, I really have no idea! couldnt have been that long, a few mins possibly…

But yeah grim, was trying to keep warm as well!!

I kinda like being tucked in, I can rest my chest on the tank, my thundercat is not too bum up, so you dont have to crane your neck back too much to look ahead, and being a skinny bloke helps…

I let more off than i prosecute…it’s natural, the amount that speed you’d never get anything else done in the day!!