anyone here remember one of the earliest Jack Ass shows where Steve-O dressed up as Satan, and stood on the street corner trying to persuade people to become Satanists cos he wasn’t a bad guy really, just bad propaganda from God meant he wasn’t popular anymore…
Well most people found it funny, but guess who punched him?
Yeah, the tolerant catholic who argued with him telling him what he was doing was out of order and when Steve-O just calmly disagreed with him, the guy punched him twice and ran away…
Go a Sony store they do a 750 watt system for £250 and it comes with sub.
Get the most disturbing devil worshipping music you can find and stand on your drive with fake fangs. black trench coat and eyeliner in a trance… If they don’t stop playing there music loud at least your sub will knock down some picture on their walls lol.End results should be posted with pictures please.
If you’re having a windup satan party the missus and I are IN!!
We could have a fire in the front yard and burn an effigy. I’ll hold a seance right after I read the entrails of a chicken while reading the book of Revelations backwards.
Later when things quieten down we can pluck the feathers off Gabriel’s wings and throw him out the first floor window shouting “STRAIGHT TO HELL!!”
Then if we get hungry we can have a foraging party, my specialty ROASTED ANGEL WINGS AND DRAIN RICE hhmmmmmm yum.
I think though you should paint a pentagram on your chest and walk around the house naked whilst listening to Slayer as someone already said, that’s enough to scare anyone…or ask them who’s in the drain that they keep feeding
