Furious customer goes to mechanic: “What the fuck did you do, I bring you the bike to fix the centre stand yesterday and today it’s broken again?”
Mechanic: “It was a one night stand”
(forgive me, it’s Saturday, it’s early, I’m bored)
That’s awful!!
wtf, you need a weekend in the Cotswolds mate.
quite funny though.
Is this your way of letting us know the Mrs is up the duff? Proper Dad joke that one…