Stand

Furious customer goes to mechanic: “What the fuck did you do, I bring you the bike to fix the centre stand yesterday and today it’s broken again?”

Mechanic: “It was a one night stand”

(forgive me, it’s Saturday, it’s early, I’m bored)

That’s awful!!

wtf, you need a weekend in the Cotswolds mate.

quite funny though.

Is this your way of letting us know the Mrs is up the duff? Proper Dad joke that one…