tis pirate day in thur land loving house of smiled…ahhhaarrrr!!!
ise dars yaa alls…too speaks likes a pirate…fur thee evers of thee day…ahaaarrrr…
ise mades me gallion out of mee couch…andss…mee crew’s ready fur battle…
attacks captain Smiled thinbeard at urr own perral!!
aaaaahhhhaaarrrrrr!!!:w00t:
smiled:).
Aaaaarrrrrr!!! look out fur me i’ll be comin o’er the orizon on me kawasakeee wiv the shagged chain because oi can’t get the furred up slave cylinder off to extricate the frunt sproket an replace the chain!!!
O’ill be gettin the joker who owned this bike afor me an didn’t service it properly to walk the plank!!! Aaaaaarrrrr!!!
Sinbad never spoke like that.
I spent a few years in Devon! (Exeter to be precise my luvly!) 
Sid what`s that got to do with Sinbad.
I was just guessing that you mentioned Sinbad with regards to me (him being an Arab and me being half Arab - i mentioned it last week in a reply) ? e.g. that’s how I picked up the accent. Sorry if I got my wires crossed! (Funny though!) 
arrhaaarrr…sid…yer…arab…sinbad…ahharrrr!!!oi’sss…hears abouts you’s flamin’s bike’s ands reconds youuus needs gets yer gold backs…aharrrr
orr wee’s can guts themms.gillets…ands makes thems treads the boards!!!
.ahaaarrggggggeeee…(cough…cough…)
arrrrgggggg
smiled:).
I’m searchin the hoigh sees for the salty dog that I gave a bag of spanish doubloons for this here ZXSevenaaaarrrrr wiv all the rusty bolts that I can’t get orff without using an impact driver!!!. I’m gonna board his latest vessel the good ship R1 and make orf with it as just compensation for his double crossing ways. He’ll lurn to feer the name of Cap’n Sinbad, the half-arab terrur of the hoigh sees wiv the strange accent ahhaaaarrrrrr!!!
WTF!!!
An’t you fool of resources… Do you know how to book hotel room by the hour too? 
Surrealism is alive and well at LondonBikers. . .:D:D:D
i would have thought you’d be wanting it by the quarter hour me lad…being french ‘n’ all:P.
smiled:).
ROFPMSL:D
Being French and all it is 3 hours minimum (and that for a quicky*)
:laugh:…ohh stop it…
OOOoo…la…la…!
smiled:D.
Aaahaarrrrrrr enough of yee sqwaukin and belly aching or I’ll take ee aft to the Poop deck for a lick of the cat! Aahhhrrrr Capt’n say much more o this and it’ll be time to drink our own urine. You ave a woman’s hands my lord!
Aye, im glad numpty has us back on track…the french always ruin it so i will put a bounty on his head for 6 peices o’ eight…i want that scur’y dog on a plate with an apple in his mouth…
Ye’ll ne’er get me buried booty!
smiled:D.
Avast ye!
(http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2004/oct/18/britishidentity.travelnews for Freddy; “Lone perverts are out”…:hehe: sorry Shane…off topic again 
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(he’s French, Im sure you can forgive me…)
