South sea island trip sans moto

Off-topic
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Suprised Mrs J with tickets for flights and a luxury hotel in the Maldives. Thought I`d bowled a googlie.:slight_smile:

Her

response was less than positive!:crazy:

Something about kennels, family, work and dedication to LB as a community contributor.:angry:

So as of today all rides are cancelled and I`m looking for an LB member with taste and independence to join me on this foray to the southern hemisphere.

Anyone considered, enties before 12.1.10

Flights 13.1.10 - 20.1.10

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Surely you jest?

3

No even you would be considered, turn up for the audition and your luck could be in.

4

Oooo, pick me, pick me, pick me :w00t: All I’d have to do is sit Curtis in front of the xbox and he wouldn’t even notice I’d gone :stuck_out_tongue:

5

Just show up for the auditions.:slight_smile:

6

I’ve packed my mankini, vaseline and johnies. Where do I enrol?:smiley:

7

Just audition like everyone else but bring yer mistress if you want to be in with a chance.:smiley: