Sorry guys, the truth about Santas reindeer.

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolf to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should’ve known … Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Can’t say I’m surprised - Disneys been drawing them with no dongles or ******** ( have you ever seen a stags tackle - they are HUGE ) for years…

well thats obvious …cos only women can read MAPS!!

yeah right !!!

good lord!! ha ha

Charlie got there first and fitted Tom Tom rider!!

They keep their antlers til they give birth in the spring… that means that they are pregnant when pulling the fat guys sleigh - makes it even more impressive!

Shows that the females are more hardy, none of this “quick show of aggression to win a female and then wander off for the rest of the year whilst she does all the hard work” malarky!!

I can believe that, because fixed in a pulling position there would be no danger of females attempting any sort of reversing manouvre.

SEE YOU LATER YOUNG MAN !!!