SING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I’d spent so many nights just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on…
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and
you’ve brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it
was bull****, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known
there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren’t you a brat to think I wouldn’t find you out!? Don’t
you know we’re only joking when we say that size don’t count??!!
I will survive! I will survive!
Coz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handfull of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw
your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with
your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I’m saving all
my lovin’ for a cordless multispeed!
I will survive! I will survive!
Coz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handfull of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Send this to all the cool chicks out there, and all of the
men who can handle this new remix…!!!
