I’m upstairs on the bog with a rusty starfish and there’s no bog roll. I gotta do the squidwalk downstairs to get a bog roll in the airing cupboard which is, surprisingly, next to a fully stocked loo :crazy:
Someone help meeeeee… :D:blink:
you could wipe your arse with your computer.
Are you still there? Bet the legs are starting to feel sore by now… 
You wearing socks? Got to be better than leaving splashdowns on the carpet…Claire aint gonna like that
It could be a setup… have you checked under the pan!
Wasn’t an ‘immaculate conception’ dump then?
Jaime, ur disgusting!
well now that you know where he is at, go help the poor fella would you!
oh the joy of living together…:laugh:
I could pop by on the way home but it will probably drip dry by them anyway
Cold bum 
I swear I’ve told you to wipe your mouth before…
why not wash it in the bidet?
Jamie stretch your balls back and use as a hairy sponge then wash your balls in the sink 
^^^^^^^^
100% win
smiled.
Use the bog brush!
hahahahaha :laugh: +1
must wait for claire to get home to borrow my balls for a sec… 
haha, jaime you are too much, don’t know how that poor girl puts up with it
Handstand in the shower?!.. :D:P