blocked - prounced blayked
poleaxed
banjaxed
lit
stocious
blootered
pish-faced
steamin
half-cut
Off yer face
rubbered
jellyed
wiped
roped
paraletic
smashed
absolutly **** wankered
full
swallied
trolleyed
MUNTERED
Pished
Well-oiled
Legless
Airlocked!!!
Pure wanged
tore
wrote aff
Steam-boated
Plastered
Skished
Messy
Mangled
smashed
tits up
off yer face
steamed
rubbered
bluttered
trollyed
loaded(markethill)
clean roat
And here was me thinking that “he’s a wee bit merry, so he is, aye” meant the same thing because that’s what my aunt said about my uncle when they found him face down in his dinner having had one too many 
aye thats another one…
in fact, there was about four pages on face book, this was just a small amount!lol
off ya face and smashed is on there twice
aye, theres few repeated, i just copied and pasted
was maybe someone bladdered that posted it 