Some days are better than others.
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a great huge,trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down inone swig.
“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burstinto tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. Ican`t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a completefailure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to theparking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. Ileft my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man andthen my dog bit me.”
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, Ibuy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s your daygoing?”
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