Some bad news guys, not been feeling my best over the last few days I just wanted to let everyone know that I have been admitted into hospital and they are keeping me in. I have only gone and poisoned myself.What I thought was an onion turned out to be a daffodil bulb.Its not all bad news though,they said I should be out some time in the spring.
You’ll grow out of it quickly enough.
Don’t worry, it always comes up roses, which will be a conundrum in your instance!
Are you just trying to flower things up a bit?
If you really had done this you would not be posting (from personal experience)
You twat 
He's just trying to dig a hole for himself ;0)
If you really had done this you would not be posting (from personal experience)
Jetstream
He’s a seedy character that me_groovy.
Lol. Genuinely laughed out loud in a café. Nearly spat my tea out.
Obviously not the brightest bulb in the box…
Are you going to change your user name to a typical oop norf type name like “Petal” or “Flower”?
Ahh poor baby-bio
That joke fell on fertile soil, judging by the responses
Has a bulbous growth started to develop yet?
I don’t understand why Mian is not (com)posting more on this thread?
Just think about that green green grass of home when you get out. Boyo.
The post is muddying the water between joke and reality
Yeah it’s all a pile of manure.
More like a Bucket (Hyacinth of course)
It’s actually bouquet you know…