# Soapbox rant **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-topic\ **Created:** [14 August 2007 08:58 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/soapbox-rant/71289 "2007-08-14T08:58:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jonny\_Zero](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonny\_Zero](https://londonbikers.com/u/Jonny_Zero)\ **Post date:** [14 August 2007 08:58 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/soapbox-rant/71289/1 "2007-08-14T08:58:56Z")
Driving down the A10 about 7am this morning, behind a (white) van as the driver threw his rubbish, consisting ironically mostly of banana skins (very apt considering he was obviously little more than a strategically shaved monkey dressed in human clothes) out of his van window. One of the skins landed on the white chevroned area that indicates a lane seperation . . . the area that most bikers ride down to dodge the traffic . . . riding across mashed banana skin in the wet? Not good ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/mad.gif "Mad") ---
**Author:** ![ChunkyMonkey](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@ChunkyMonkey](https://londonbikers.com/u/ChunkyMonkey)\ **Post date:** [14 August 2007 09:25 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/soapbox-rant/71289/2 "2007-08-14T09:25:27Z")
What a chimp ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/blink.gif "Blink") How did you remember all those details? Did you take a pic of his van? ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/biggrin.gif "Big Grin") ---
**Author:** ![The\_Sleeper](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/the_sleeper/32/30395_2.png) [@The\_Sleeper](https://londonbikers.com/u/The_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [14 August 2007 09:55 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/soapbox-rant/71289/3 "2007-08-14T09:55:01Z")
what you want to do is get one of those big syncronised jobbies you know where 1000 people will turn up listen to their Ipod for 10 mins then just disappear. Get like 100 people to all text at the exact same time ---
**Author:** ![westie690](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/w/c57346/32.png) [@westie690](https://londonbikers.com/u/westie690)\ **Post date:** [14 August 2007 10:10 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/soapbox-rant/71289/4 "2007-08-14T10:10:57Z")
WHAT a nob, oh god im shouting again! ![](https://londonbikersarchive.blob.core.windows.net/forums/skins/classic/images/emoticons/smile.gif "Smile")