So the trouble and strife wanted to go to the cinema yesterday

She wanted to see a period piece called Colette. She said she wasn’t sure I’d like it though.

So I Googled it and the review said “New Keira Knightley film Colette tells story of French sex writer’s lesbian affairs and taking her stepson’s virginity. After a lesbian kiss on stage at the Moulin Rouge in 1907 novelist Colette began a life of sexual scandal and seduction”

I said I’d be happy to see it.