So, how much do you love your bike ?

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

:w00t: :hehe: :smiley:

Although in all seriousness, he was on his own in a locked room, does this not sound like a ludicrous over reaction ?

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it makes you wonder what else goes on behind closed doors!!, also seems a bit of a waste of tax payers money to prosecute him.

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The guy never hurt anyone so why bother with him.

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hmm thought I had tried most forms of sex…niow where did I leave my bike…dont believe it though…wind up me thinks…

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“sex-on-wheels” it is then…

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Make sure you let the exhaust cool down first.

I don’t see what grounds they would have to charge him, if it was real. He was behind a closed door after all, if a couple were having sex and the maid walked in on them they wouldn’t have been charged. Yet if they were in a public place they probably would have.

If it’s real, it’s ridiculous.

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Make sure you let the exhaust cool down first. quote…

Ah the voice of experience…

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Also I think a bit harsh to charge him with that…3 years on the sex offenders register??? way over the top.

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Aye, the cleaners shoud have had a chuckle and closed the door, left him to it. Complete nonsense. The Judge also obviously needs to have his head removed from his arse.

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Especially as the man now has a criminal record because of it. There must be more to it that hasn’t been reported or it must be a wind up?

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I’ve known a few “old bikes” in my time and had no idea it was illegal totake them home:w00t:;):smiley:

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Not that much!

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In the voice of the Hovis advert

‘I were right about that saddle though’

:smiley:

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Praps he was peddling sex;):smiley:

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Maybe it was a chain reaction or have I spoke too soon :stuck_out_tongue:

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Think he was (cow)horny:D

unChained melody was playing in the background:D

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Can I just say this is an UTTER CROCK OF CR@P

Ok, it may not be “normal sex toy shaped” but why is trying to shag a bike illegal? Surely if “abusing inanimate objects is illegal” then every woman who owns a vibrator is a pervert that needs to sign the sex register…

Talk about total bo**ox and an utter waste of time and money.

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now was he wearing his crash helmet for protection and was the chain well lubed?

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it was sfterwards! :Whistling: :smiley:

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oh dear, I’ve seen it all now!