what an ordeal…I was at the petrol station on the old kent road yesterday…pulled up to the pump…turned off my ignition…and proceeded to fill up the bike being giro day and all…
So there i was…minding my own…not really looking at how much to pay as i was going for a full tank…when as it begins to girgle too the top i release the trigger and go to pull the nozzle out but the bloody things stuck!!!
so…triggers stuck…bikes full up and fuel is spraying everywere!!!..im waving my arms around like hell…and the attendant looks over and stops the pump…thank god…!!!
Im head to toe in petrol…stinking…go into the shop to pay (20 quid on the nose)…and go back outside to my K5…jump on my bike and with a squint…i start the bike up and ride off…(thank god no bang)…so…still abit shocked at what had just happend…i lift up my flip front helmet and reach in my pocket for my marllbro lights…safe in the knowlege that all the fuel has evaporated off…i find my zippo…and reduced speed to about 20mph so the flame wont blow out. i light my fag and my whole right arm goes up !!!:w00t:
un-be known to me…there was a bike copper right behind me and as im waving my arm around like a lunatic trying to put the flames out…he decideds to pull me over…!!!..FFS!!!
so i stop…pull over to the bus lane…and he screams at me to get off the bike brandishing his taser gun…:crying:
so i hold my hands up and he shout at me:
‘I’M ARRESTING YOU FOR DRIVING WITH AN ILLEAGLE FIRE ARM’’!!!
smiled:D.
