Smash and grab

Off-topic
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Using a vespa???

Just on the tube and seeing headlines that there was an attempted smash and grab… And they used a Vespa as their choice of getaway …?

WTF… LOL…

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Tracky bottoms aren’t going to be much good keeping the scrotes legs warm in this weather, they need something with a blanket fitted😁

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scooter rider with a machete!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-30957680

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Around town almost nothing is faster than a scooter. I’ve had one as a courtesy bike and it was riot. Plus those scrotes probably don’t have the skills to handle a sports bike. Some urban legends say that scrotes have stolen KTM dukes to do a job but then abandoned them because they were too much to handle.

Fair play to the citizen who had a go.

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Need the underseat for the loot…:smiley:

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Agreed, although it was the worst attempt at a tackle I’ve seen… ever…

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Vespas also blend better on the streets… the city boy has some balls! props to him

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Yeah that’s fair. High and with no power behind it. More like a hug. Maybe he was hoping for remorse from the guy.

I hope if I ever come across one of these incidents I do something like steal their scooter. I guess you don’t know how you’ll react until it happens though.

The builder did a good impression of a scalded cat.

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Joby (24/01/2015)

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AndyCr15 (24/01/2015)

To be fair, he was inches from a swinging Machete, I think i would’ve reacted the same, he did go in to help at first but that Machete was huge!

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I think that’s why I would want to do a proper job of taking him down though. Straight to the ground, face down, then sit on him. :slight_smile:

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I guess you never know how you would react until put in that position. I like to think i would jump in and help but faced with that Machete i’m not sure if my my Balls are Big enough! lol

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I’ve had a leg cut open with a machete (panga). Messy and requires stitches. Hats off to the fellow who tried. I’d have gone for a lower tackle and planted him into the ground as hard as possible, preferably 6ft down.

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We supply that jewellery store. Nice people…

Agreed, if you’re going to “have a go” go in phucking hard. Think twice about sitting on the perp cause his co-perps can be on hand to help him, a hammer or blade in the back can spoil your evening!