On a Septic Tank Truck :
> Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
> “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
On a Plumber’s truck:
> “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On a Plumber’s truck:
> “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber…”
Pizza Shop Slogan:
> “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
At a T y re Shop !
> “Invite us to your next blowout.”
On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door
> “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”
At a Towing company:
> “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
On a Maternity Room door:
> “Push. Push. Push”
At an Optometrist’s Office
> “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a Taxidermist’s window:
> “We really know our stuff.”
In a Podiatrist’s office:
> “Time wounds all heels.”
On a Fence:
> “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”
At a Car Dealership:
> “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:
> “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
> “Be back in 5 minutes… Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:
> “We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
> “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
And don’t forget the sign at a Radiator repair shop:
> “Best place in town to take a leak.”
