By all accounts the charity event will interfere with the health and safety of their call centre staff
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/formal-objection-tv-giant-sky-12606752
to be fair, if i had that kind of money i would piss on each and everyone of you. 
I may be able to take you up on your offer how much money do you regard as to much