SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
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If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
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Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
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Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
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For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.
Remember to use a timer. -
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
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You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the Duct Tape.