http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pUYXC2fVtyI
So funny, lol.
Enjoy, John
Lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrve South Park 
Cartmans my ‘anti-hero’ 
Quotes from Eric Theodore Cartman include;
“Remind me to cut your balls off when we get back.”
“Dude, that is not cool! Chopping off wee-wee’s is not cool!”
“Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”
“Aye! Get your bitch-aas in the kitchen & make me some pie”