Ok, now I’m starting to think I’ve been cursed by some bloody gypsy or something!
I was awoken this morning by a very good looking female friend of mine. “Not so bad!” I hear you say. Only problem was, it was with the words “some kids have just broke your car window, and made off on a moped!”… Feck!!!
It’s just the latest in a run of s**t luck I’ve been having, and now I’ve had enough! It’s time to go out, find the gypsy that’s cursed me, and burn the witch!
So far, in the last month, I’ve had flat tyres, been assaulted by two blokes trying to nick my phone (much to their surprise, when I gave them a hiding!), then had the phone pick-pocketed from me two days later, lost nearly £2000 worth of work due to not being contactable for nearly 4 days, and now some little scrote’s broken my passenger side front window to try and steal whatever they can get their hands on!!!
The worst thing is that they didn’t even take anything! All this grief at 5.30am, and they literally took nothing! Not even the packet of Starburst in the centre console! Wanchors!!!
So, not a great start to the day, but there is a silver lining in everything! It has made me even more determined to become a Police Officer, so I can sleep at night knowing I’ve been catching and sorting out the little feckers who are causing this sort of grief. Even if I only get a few of them, I’ll be happy!
sorry to hear about your on going probs
had same happen to me a few weeks back, little sheets, raised by muppets
you’d probably find being a copper a bit frustrating as you wont be able to catch any of them, too much paperwork and too few officers
last time we had major scally problems in our area two overweight 4’2" desk jockeys turned up in an astra, waited in the car till the gang buggered off
Deadly serious mate. Have passed the application stage, now doing my Day 1 assessments on the 29th, then waiting for my Day 2 (fitness and physical). The money is fantastic in my line of work, but it’s seasonal. It’s not ideal if you want to set down root’s, due to not having a guarenteed wage coming in every month, making all your money in the summer and spending it during the winter etc…
I know what you’re getting at mate, but it’s not all like that. I know a few people in the Met Police, and they have a hard time getting around to all the call’s, hence the reason they don’t respond to a lot of the smaller stuff. Half the time, when they do catch the little blighters, the law seem’s to be in the scrote’s favour. It’s a shame, but even if you only get one of them, it’s still better than none!
Unlucky start 2 the day mate, no respect nowadays thats the trouble, oh 4 the days when ya local bobby clipped ya round ear n dragged u home 2 face parents !
